Age: 50                       Gender: Male     
   Height: 5'8"                  Weight: 140 lbs.
   Music: "I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal" by NiN
   Manager: None.
   Stable: None.          
   Nationality: Village Idiot.
   Home Page: None.
   Crowd Status: Crowd Enemy.

This scrawny little old man wears tight light rainbow spandex and has a multi-coloured ribbed condom-type stretch mask over his face. He wears mismatching shoes and has dark spots under his armpits at all times.

He's a brash, stupid idiot who thinks he's the best!

Stand There And Get Hit

-This move is cool.

When the music starts, he gets pushed out and tries to walk down with dignity, constantly tripping over his feet.

Idiot.