Monday, May 29th 2000:  Monday Night Mutilation
Card #6 - Match #2

Limousine Driver Vs. Dark Angel Of Death

Authour:  Frank Landry (Chrono) [Commissioner]
Match:  Hell in the Cell W/ Weapons
Rules:  None; last man standing.
Titles: None.
Commentators:  Iaian McBride, James Colburn

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Colburn: Now for our fed's most common match.

McBride: I never get enough of this match.

Colburn: A Hell in a Cell match with weapons.

("Unforgiven" comes over the speakers and the building is bathed in
 white light. Dark Angel walks out from the back carrying a double 
 scythe and wearing his cloak. He walks down and into the cell and 
 stands in the middle. He then lets out a hellish scream and tears away 
 his cloak.)

Colburn: Man, I wouldn’t want to meet him in an alleyway. Oh great, 
        now I am starting to sound like you.

McBride: It was only a matter of time, man.

("Running Out of Time" starts playing as large halogen spotlights are
 shone on the entrance. A black limousine with private windows, drives
 down the ramp. As soon as the limousine gets to the ringside, instead 
 of a chauffeur, we see the Limousine Driver get out of the driver's
 side. Limousine Driver walks into the cell with his katana.)

Colburn: Now the cage is being closed.

McBride: Man this match is going to be so cool.

(The bell rings and LD swings his katana towards Angel. Angel parries 
 with his weapon. LD continues swinging his katana and Angel keeps 
 parrying.)

McBride: Man are these guys ever going to hit each other?

(LD does a leg sweep but Angel jumps up and slashes his weapon across 
 LD’s left arm.  Blood starts coming out.)

Colburn: Now the blood starts.

(LD get's up and Angel swings again. LD rolls out of the way, behind
 Angel and slashes his katana across Angel’s left leg. Blood starts 
 coming out of his leg. Angel turns around very fast and the blade of
 his weapon goes into LD’s left arm. LD drops his katana and yells in
 pain. Angel pulls the blade out and the blood really starts coming out.)

McBride: Man that has to hurt. 

Colburn: No sh*t, the blade went through his arm.

(Angel swings his blade towards LD’s chest. LD ducks and kicks Angel in
 his left leg.  Angel screams in pain and falls down on one knee, 
 dropping his weapon. LD picks up Angel’s wepon and swings it towards 
 Angel's chest. Angel grabs the hilt of the weapon. LD pushes the weapon 
 forward then pulls back driving it into Angel's kidney area.)

McBride: Man they are going to need blood transfusions after this match.

(Angel screams in pain as he too pushes the weapon forward then pulls
 back, driving the weapon into LD’s kidney area. )

Colburn: That looked it hurt even more. I think he drove it in further 
        than LD did.

McBride: These guys are bleeding like crazy

(Angel tosses LD out of the ring. The weapon detaches from LD’s back as 
 he is being tossed. LD hits the cell and falls to the floor. Angel pulls
 the weapon out of his back. Both of them are gushing out blood. LD and 
 Angel slowly get back up. LD slowly get into the ring near his katana.
 Angel limps toward him.)

Colburn: I’m suprised these two are still alive.

McBride: Man the ring is covered in blood.

Colburn: Is that all you think about?

(LD quickly grabs his katana with his right hand and slashes Angel’s
 right leg.  Angel falls down yelling in pain. LD slowly gets up and 
 slowly starts climbing the turnbuckle. Angel slowly gets up with the
 help of the ropes.)

McBride: Man, what’s going to happen now?

(Angel takes his weapon and drives it into LD’s leg. LD falls backwards
 and the hilt of his sword smashes into Angel’s face. They both fall to
 the ground and Angel’s weapon goes through LD’s leg.)

Colburn: LD is in great pain and it looks like Angel is knocked out. His 
        face is bleeding really bad.

McBride: Limousine Driver won. Here come the paramedics.

Colburn: They are taking them to the hospial. Man that was a really 
        bloody match. Oh not again! I sounded like you.

McBride: Hehe.  Fast and furious,  holy cow!  Even with all those 
        injuries,  LD is still one of the best swordsman we have,  but 
        as a wrestler he leaves much to be desired.

Colburn: What are you talking about?  Remember the rocketship?

McBride: All I remember is annoying music.