Monday, May 22nd 2000: Monday Night Mutilation Card #5 - Match #2 Chrono Vs. SuperBeast Authour: Alexander Quinn (LimousineDriver)[President] Match: Hell in the Cell w/ Weapons. Rules: None. Titles: None. Commentators: McBride, Colburn. _____________________________________________________________________ Colburn: Gone to Hell and back with that last match! McBride: It was pretty good, but the next one will be absolutely spectacular! Colburn: Yeah, SuperBeast came out a little earlier this evening, but now he's here to stay for this match, right in the cell which is being placed on top of the ring right now. McBride: These are quickly becoming my favorite matches; I wonder if they do anything normal in this E-Fed? Colburn: Not a chance, everything has to be kooky and over-budgeted. McBride: What the hell does kooky mean? Colburn: You definitely aren't old enough to understand. Let me try to speak your language: What is up s'nigger, homie G on the west sieeede. Kicking it back in the joint with a joint, committing moyda on bud. McBride: Dude, what the hell does that mean? Colburn: You aren't young enough to understand. Wait, the Viewscreen just came on. (The Havoc Viewscreen flickers on and LD appears on the screen inside his office.) Alex: All right, this match will be Hell in the Cell with weapons. The first wrestler we have appearing, will be SuperBeast! ("Of Wolf and Man" begins and a cage is brought out close to the ring. Guards with tasers carefully remove the blocked entrance and run, SuperBeast runs out with 12 inch claws attached to his hands. The audience cheers at his appearance, and SuperBeast runs into the ring howling.) Alex: Very impressive. Our next contender will be the new wrestler with us, Chrono! ("Engel" begins and the lights go completely light blue. A watch appears on the big screen and the hands are spinning fast. He walks out slowly. He raises his hands to the air and lasers start shooting off. He walks towards the ring slowly then jumps into the ring and withdraws a katana from his hilt.) Alex: Also impressive. All right, well we have another person who likes my favorite weapon. Quite nice. (The viewscreen flickers off) McBride: There's the bell, and SuperBeast and Chrono are ready to fight. Funny, they look a little hesitant. Colburn: Perhaps they are of equal strength, and each of them know that. McBride: Well, now they start, SuperBeast clashing both of his hands against Chrono's katana. They're in first blood. (Chrono kicks SuperBeast in the knee, and manages to spear SuperBeast before he can recover. Chrono knocks SuperBeast against the cell, a clanging noise rings and echoes throughout the arena. SuperBeast rolls out of the way when Chrono brings his katana against the cage. SuperBeast runs to the other side of the cage and manages to climb up the walls and hang off the ceiling. Chrono brings his sword up to parry SuperBeast's claws, however SuperBeast jumps off and flips to missile dropkick Chrono in the head.) McBride: Some brilliant maneuvers from SuperBeast, I'm amazed he can pull these off with the recent injuries from the Gravitron. Colburn: Yes, but that was definitely one of the more savage things I have ever seen from SuperBeast. McBride: Chrono is coming around, but not before SuperBeast gets to slash across Chrono's chest! Ouch, that's only a flesh wound folks, but Chrono is hurting and bleeding bad! Colburn: Oh yeah, Chrono gets up and brings his sword up to knock back SuperBeast, even in the block, the man has incredible strength! McBride: In another clash against SuperBeast's claws, but Chrono manages to knock them away and Chrono drives the sword through SuperBeast's shoulder and through the cell, pinning him to the wall! Colburn: I don't think SuperBeast is hurting as much as he is enraged! Look at the anger in his eyes, it only frightens me how much that guy can take. He'll probably take that injury into another match next Monday, and still be in great performance shape! McBride: I wouldn't be surprised. Chrono leaps at SuperBeast and axehandles him in the head, knocking SuperBeast away from the cell and the sword. (The sword falls and sticks into the ground. Both wrestlers are bleeding freely, but it doesn't seem to take it's toll. Chrono goes to DDT SuperBeast, but it is easily reversed by an enraged SuperBeast, smashing Chrono into the hilt of his own sword. SuperBeast comes down and pins Chrono's shoulders into the mat with his own claws. Chrono yells in pain and drives his feet into SuperBeast's chest, withdrawing the claws from his shoulder and knocking SuperBeast to the other side of the ring. Chrono gets up, but is in a lot of pain from hitting the hilt with his back.) McBride: Wow, short and severe, just the way I like these Hell in the Cell matches. Colburn: Don't be so sure, both wrestlers are pissed off and are still going, even with all the injuries received. Why do these wrestlers always end up in the hospital after every match, you'd think they would learn to quit while they were ahead. McBride: Aw, that wouldn't be any fun (smiles). Colburn: Chrono has his sword out of the mat of the ring, and SuperBeast is back up. They both lunge at eachother, amazing! Chrono's sword has cut the claws right off of SuperBeast, he is now unarmed! McBride: I sense a major turning in the tides. Colburn: SuperBeast is holding his hands from such a shock, probably went through his own body and re-awakened those torn ligaments in his body. McBride: Chrono coming back and elbows SuperBeast in the back of the neck, knocking him to his knees. Colburn: Chrono picks him up, puts the sword into the mat, and then jumps! McBride: Oh my God! Chrono has just smashed SuperBeast's face against the roof of the cage and choke-slammed him back down into the hilt from 9 feet above!!! Colburn: That will definitely leave a mark on SuperBeast. McBride: No kidding. SuperBeast is trying to get away, I think that last move really knocked him out of it. (SuperBeast tries to get away, Chrono flips, grabs his sword out of the mat, and brings it down on SuperBeast's chest, slashing across. SuperBeast tries to get up, but cannot, and Chrono sets him up for a pendulum backbreaker. A sudden burst of strength from SuperBeast's side gives him an advantage to grab onto Chrono's neck, driving the broken shards of the claw into his neck and flipping him over onto the mat. SuperBeast grabs the sword and brings it up to impale Chrono. Chrono manages to barely dodge and do a roundhouse kick to SuperBeast's head, cutting the burst of energy short. Chrono quickly executes a German Suplex, followed by a Pendulum BackBreaker, then a PileDriver, and then sends SuperBeast into the cage with a release Suplex). McBride: Wow! The 4 Dimensions of Pain; that was cool. Colburn: Well, I think SuperBeast has had enough, he's lying on the ground knocked out finally from all of the pain. It's amazing how much pain he can take. Chrono is exhausted, and now that his opponent is collapsed, he falls to the ground in pain. McBride: Well, this match goes to Chrono, establishing a good start in the Havoc Dominion, especially after beating SuperBeast. Colburn: Yeah, a torn and beaten SuperBeast; let's see him face that guy again in perfect condition! McBride: Yeah, that was a bare win, some training on both sides will definitely be done in preparation for the next time they meet! Colburn: Well, that's it for tonight, a few final words from the LimousineDriver, and we can go home. McBride: I don't want to go home, I live in a crummy apartment. Colburn: I know, I'm in the same building dumbass. McBride: Yeah, yeah. Goodnight everyone!