Monday, May 15th 2000: Monday Night Mutilation Card #4 - Match #2 Dark Angel of Death vs. Mad Rapper Authour: Patrick Simms (Celtic Mage) [Vice-President] Match: Standard. Rules: Standard. Titles: US. Commentators: Rex, Chiang. ____________________________________________________________________ (The Viewscreen flickers on and we see Gothic back in his office.) Gothic: The next match is scheduled for one fall by the new Vice- President of the HDW the Celtic Mage. Introducing first standing 6' 4" and weighing in at 236 lbs, fresh meat! Mad Rapper! (The "Mad Rapper Cometh" starts to pound on the speakers and flourecent lights begin to dance across the arena. The Mad Rapper comes out mic in hand begins to sing the lyrics. He slides into the ring throws the mic down and takes of his jewels.) Gothic: And his deadly opponent, sure to be standing by Rapper's grave, Dark Angel! ("Unforgiven" comes over the speakers and the building is bathed in white light. Dark Angel walks out from the back carrying his scythe and wearing his cloak. He walks down and into the ring and stands in the middle. He then lets out a hellish scream and tears away his cloak and throws his scythe away.) Chiang: Well dis match should be a good one. We have da Mad Rappa against Dark Angel. Rex: Yes it should, and here they go. Dark Angel with the definite size and weight advantage over the Rapper. Angel lunges at Rapper who ducks underneath and goes behind. Chiang: Whoa dat look like Tsunami coming down Rex. Rex: Ya whatever. Angel lunging again and the Rapper dodges to this side and gives him a good knee to the gut. Chiang: Ya dats it run and hit, run and hit. Rex: The Dark Angel looks really pissed off now. He swings at the Mad Rapper, but is tossed down with a judo throw. Rapper up fast and a dropkick directly to the Angels bony face. Chiang: Ouch he'll feel dat a one tommorrow. Rappa bounces against ropes and does a slidey thing to Angel's knee. Rex: It's called a baseball slide. Sheesh. Angel is up now and the Mad Rapper doesn't know what to do. Dark Angel with an axe kick that hits the rapper on his shoulder and drives him to the canvas. Angel tries to stomp the Mad Rapper, but the rapper rolls out of the ring. Chiang: Good thinkink get a toy. Den hit him wit it. Angel climbs over da top rope to da outside but da rappa dives back in. Rex: It looks like the Rapper might actualy keep his belt if he keeps moving this fast. Chiang: It's like I said run and hit, run and hit. Rex: The rapper with a springboard of the second rope and hits Dark Angel in the face. Chiang: Yes but da angel is still on da apron. Rex: I see it and the rapper sees it too. Rapper dropkicks Angel in the knee again which knocks his feet off the apron. Dark Angel is gonna have his hands full with this guy. Cuz it looks like his feet move as fast as his mouth. Chiang: Rex, look. Rappa is trying dat slidey thing again. Rex: ITS CALLED A BASEBALL SLIDE! And Angel was expecting it. He grabs the rappers leg and throws him into the steel barrier. Chiang: Was dat da dinner gong?? Rex: No, but I bet the rapper wishes it was. Angel walking over to the mad rapper. Picks him up roughly by the hair and grabs the rappers throut with both hands. Chiang: Oooooh hes squishing da life outa da rappa. Rex: Ya and now he's picking him up by the throat. Holy the rappers feet are at least three feet off the ground. Now hes walking towards the metal ring post. Chiang: I think dis is da end of the rappa. Rex: NO! Not yet the rapper has just clapped the ears of Dark angel and gets dropped to the ground. Chiang: Run Rappa run!!! Rex: The Rapper rolls back into the ring and is resting in the corner. Dark Angel is coming back in now and the Mad Rapper is still winded. The Rapper leaves the corner, but is staying close to the ropes. Here comes Dark Angel he's charging the Rapper while he's still winded. Chiang: Oh no, the rappa fell down and the Angel fell too!! Rex: Thats a drop toe hold, Chiang. And it was perfect. Angels throat just bounced on the second rope and now it looks like he's stuggling to breathe. Chiang: Rappa going for da cover. Rex: Oh can it be?? 1......2.... whoa, what a kick out. He pushed the rapper off of him and directly over the top rope to the outside. Chiang: Almost. The Rappa almost learnt to fly like the dragonfly. Rex: Dark Angel is up but still coughing. The Mad rapper on the other hand is still down. Angel to the outside and throws the Mad Rapper in. Mad rapper rolls to his feet. Angel on the apron again and the Rapper runs up the turnbuckle and launches off. Whoa what a top rope hang man!! Chiang: I thought beheadings were outlawed?? Rex: They are, but it looks like the Rapper is fighting for his life in there. The Rapper against the ropes and he leaps over the tope. The Mad Rapper is insane, he just did a cross body to the outside and connected with Angel from behind. Chiang: If da Rappa keeps dis up he will learn to fly by the time this match is over. Wise man say that if one tries enough one will succeed. Rex: And the Rapper is really trying out there. He quickly slides back into the ring and now he's doing a dance. This isn't the time for that! Dark Angel is nowhere near out. Chiang: Ooooh funky moves. Go rappa, go rappa. Rex: Looks like Angel is up and he rolls into the ring. Rapper stops his dancing and starts to stomp on Angel. Chiang: He's stomping a pot hole in Angels chest. Rex: Angel caught his foot now and pushes the Rapper all the way across the ring. Both men up now. Angel walking slowly toward the Mad Rapper now. Rapper with a shot to Dark Angel's face which doesn't even faze him. Another one that gets blocked and the Rapper on the receiving end of an implant DDT. Chiang: Ouch dat must of dented the mat, eh Rex? Rex: (shaking his head) Angel picking up the Rapper now and leaving him in the middle of the ring. Angel against the ropes goes for a clothesline which is ducked under by the Rapper. Dark Angel bounces back and is caught in a Tilt a whirl which lands into.....THE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! Rapper got the Michael Jackson and if Angel's Cohonas are even close to how big the rest of him, is that must have hurt. Chiang: Aren't low blows illegal?? Cuz dat looked low. Rex: The champion back in control now. The rapper is climbing the top rope now and is perched like a cat waiting for Dark Angel to get up. Chiang: What is he doing. Hit him!!! Rex: Angel is up now and looking for the Rapper. He's see's him now- in midflight heading straight towards him. And a hurricanrana from the top rope. Both legs are hooked. You count them, Chiang. Chiang: From the flipey do daddy thing the Rappa get 1.....2.. and can't hold it. Rex: The longer this match goes, the worse it will be for the Mad Rapper. Both wrestlers are up now. Angel moving in slowly again. Rapper is just standing there waiting for an opening. Angel with a quick leg sweep which rapper easily jumps over. Rapper kicks the back of Angel's head as he was spinning around there. Angel is flat on his face now and the Rapper picks him up. Chiang: What is he doing he should have kicked him?? Rex: The Rapper against the ropes and dives into a handspring. Rapper flips up and nails both feet into the Dark Angels chest. Chiang: Dat was a good move. Run and hit. Rex: Will you stop saying that. Chiang: Wise man say... Rex: I don't care what any wise man ever said, just call the match. Chiang: Negative chi has your tongue for you speak with hostility rather then honor. Rex: What??? The rapper is picking up Dark Angel again. Angel is whipped into the ropes. Rapper lowers his head for a back body drop. Dark Angel slows down and sets the Mad Rapper up for a powerbomb. He goes up into a crucifix powerbomb. Chiang: Oh no. Could this be the Stigmata??? Rex: It looks like it but the Rapper worms his way out and goes against the ropes. Angel turns around and the Mad Rapper dives into Dark Angel's knee. Taking the big man down. Rapper gets up and looks around with a wild look in his eye. Chiang: Is it just me or does he look crazier den he usualy does. Rex: The Rapper is picking up Dark Angel and has him set up for a powerbomb. But he can't give a guy that big a powerbomb. He's just to big!! The Rapper is straining and has Angel off his feet. With a super-human show of power he pulls Angel up and delivers it!!! I can't believe it he powerbombed the Dark Angel!! Chiang: You can't believe it, I can't believe it, and da Rappa can't believe it either. Rex: The Mad Rapper climbs the turnbuckle and looks out at the crowd which is now deafening. What the.... Angel is up!! The Dark Angel is up!!! The challanger walks towards the Rapper and hits his leg making the Mad Rapper straddle the top turnbuckle. Chiang: So many low blows and I thought dey weren't allowed. Rex: Dark Angel climbs up on the top turnbuckle with the Mad Rapper and stands him on his feet. With both hands on the back of his neck this can only be.... Chiang: THE PATH TO OBLIVION!!! Rex: Thats right. OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!!!! (Dark Angel forcefully throws the Mad Rapper unto the announcers table knocking out the communication and shattering the table. The Dark Angel leaps down from the top rope into the ring and then climbs outside. Dark Angel picks up the Mad Rapper and throws him back into the ring.) (Rapper slowly gets to his feet while Dark Angel rolls in and gets up. Dark angel runs at the Mad Rapper who ducks underneath his arms grabs them then delivers a monkey flip that lauches Dark Angel over the turnbuckle where he lands face first on the metal ringpost. Angel bounces off the turnbuckle/post and lands directly on the Mad Rappers head. Both men are out.) Rex: Can you hear us??? Are we on??? Chiang: We're back. Rex: I can't believe that last move it knocked both wrestlers out and the ref is counting them both out right now. 1......2.......3....... Rex: This has been a great match folks and it has been right down to the wire the whole time I just hope that one of them can get up to finish this great match. 4.......5..... Chiang: The rappa is moving, his arm twitched! Rex: I don't think that's gonna help Chiang. It looks like Angel is bleeding out of his head a bit now too. 6......7......8...... Rex: The Dark angel is partially sitting up now, same with the Mad Rapper. 9....... Rex: The Dark Angel is up the fight is still on though neither man looks fit to fight and the ref can throw the match at any time because of the cut on the Angel's forehead, but it seems that he wants to see the end of this match just like the rest of us. Chiang: Da rappa is also up. Rex: Both men eyeing each other up now and Angel gets in with a leg sweep that knocks the Rapper down. Angel quickly on top of the Rapper and just starts to unload punches on the Rappers face. The Mad Rapper trying desprately to cover up. Chiang: Da ref is pulling Dark Angel off him. Rex: Good but the Rapper is still down. Dark Angel going in again and picks up the Rapper. Angel picks up the Rapper in the Crucifix powerbomb. Chiang: Can da Rappa get out of da Stigmata again?? Rex: No. Cuz he just went face first down into the canvas. The Dark Angel flips the Champion over. Angels eyes roll back to his head as he exhaustedly falls upon the still form of the Mad Rapper. The ref begins to count. 1...... Rex: It looks like this is the end of this match, Chiang. You have to admit this was a great match. Chiang: Yes Rex. Da rappa gave it all he could. 2...... Rex: Well we have a new champi.... NO!!!! Not yet!! The Rapper kicked out. The Rapper kicked out. Chiang: The Rapper has da endurance of..... I don't know, but many men. Rex: No kidding. Both men stuggling to their feet again. The Rapper with a right hand. Now the Dark Angel with a right. These two are just exchanging rights. But the Dark Angel wins out cuz he's bigger and pushes the rapper back into a corner. Angel with a few more punches and then whips the Rapper into the opposite corner. Whoa what a whip I thought the ring moved a foot from that impact. Chiang: If deese two were outside dey would of rearranged da landscape with dis match. Rex: Angel charging into the corner and catches both of the rappers feet in his face. Angel staggers back and the Rapper pushes himself to the top rope and leaps off hoping for another hurricanrana. Chiang: Oh wow. Angel just caught da Rappa in mid-air. Rex: And now he does a fall forward powerbomb into, not one, not two, but all three of the turnbuckles. Dark Angel stuggles to his feet and drags the Rapper away from the ropes and goes for the pin. Chiang: I'll count it dis time, Rex. 1........2.......3. Rex: Thats it. This one is over. You have to give credit to both men here. Chiang: I hope to see those two fight again soon. Rex: You're right Chiang that was a great match. Well we gotta go cuz the next match is coming up.