Monday, May 15th 2000: Monday Night Mutilation Card #4 - Match #1 DAND vs. Superbeast Authour: Alexander Michael Quinn (LimousineDriver) [President] Match: Gravitron Match. Rules: None, must fall through hole to lose. Titles: None. Commentators: LimousineDriver, Gothic ____________________________________________________________________ Quinn: That's the first time I've ever heard our intro music for the Havoc Dominion. Gothic: No it isn't, you chose it. Quinn: I meant over the surround sound system in the arena. Gothic: Let's just get this over with. Quinn: Well, we've still got the highlights first. Gothic: First thing was the match between Apoc and DAND. Quinn: Yeah, but those stupid commentators missed the whole thing with their fight, so we're settling it this evening! Gothic: There was a lot of bloodletting in that match, although not nearly as much as the next one. Quinn: Yes, the weapons match between Virus and SuperBeast, wish I was there to see it. Gothic: I liked the part where they both stuck each other's weapons into the leg of the opponent. Quinn: Ouch. Gothic: Right, then we had was our little tiff with the other feds. Quinn: Yeah, guess they were really pissed off that I used their money to make ours. Yeah? F*ck 'em. Gothic: I promise if we get any more annoyances like that, I'm gonna lose it and start blowing up buildings. Quinn: ...Well, at least we got through it okay. Although less can be said for me. Gothic: You've been in critical condition all week, I'm surprised you made it here. Quinn: Well, I'm not missing my wife's match! Besides, I'm better now. Gothic: What about the five bullets you took this morning? Quinn: What? No, a sniper shot the Doctor and my bodyguards shot the sniper. That's what happened. Gothic: Let's get started. First of all, we won't have set commentators tonight. Quinn: What does that mean? Gothic: It means, I'm going through a lot of cash trying to replace those two idiots who want to try to kill eachother! Quinn: Makes you mad? Gothic: (Smiles) Quinn: All right, let's get started. Wait, who's announcing if you're here helping me out? Gothic: Don't worry, we have a switch to override the speakers. Quinn: This one? Gothic: Yes, that one. Quinn: Testing...1...(microphone feedback, the audience yells)...Okay. Gothic: For our first match, we have DAND Vs. SuperBeast in an uncalled match. Quinn: That's right, apparently the two are rather chummy and decided to set up this match outside the HDW execs, which is okay with me, cause it sounds interesting. Gothic: The camera should be online any minute now, with the two in a Gravitron! Quinn: A Gravitron is a carnival ride which we modified to exhibit the physical effects of a Dyson Sphere. Gothic: Say what? Quinn: I dabbled in Physics a bit. Gothic: Sounds like it. The camera came on, let's see those two rip eachother apart. Quinn: With SuperBeast, that's no understatement. (The Havoc Viewscreen flickers on and we see SuperBeast and DAND on either side of the Gravitron, looking up at eachother. The Gravitron has been painted blackish-grey and has had all the cushions removed for cold steel. The entrance to the Gravitron has been relocated to the center of the Gravitron, but is still contained within the gravity. [Editor Note: If you have any problems understanding the Physics behind this match, e-mail the President with your problems.]) Gothic: SuperBeast is running around the Gravitron, coming towards DAND in a charge. I think he's in a hurry to inflict pain. Quinn: I don't know about SuperBeast, he's pretty careless about his well being in matches, making him a formidable opponent, however he will still have to watch out for the altered gravity. (SuperBeast rams into DAND, knocking DAND off his feet and to the ground. DAND is having problems getting up; SuperBeast picks up DAND and does a Gorilla Press, however he throws DAND so high, that gravity swings him around and he lands on the opposite side of the Gravitron. SuperBeast looks rather baffled.) Quinn: I knew that the gravity would throw him off. DAND seems to be recovering, SuperBeast is running back around to get back at him, but DAND is ready for him this time. Gothic: SuperBeast goes to punch DAND, but he manages a leg sweep, knocking SuperBeast to the ground. DAND picks him up by the head and does a neckbreaker across the middle of the Gravitron. No, he missed the hole. Quinn: SuperBeast manages to roll off to one of the sides, and DAND rolls off to the other side. SuperBeast is up, but DAND does a half-flip off the floor. Gravity is swinging him around and DAND does a missile dropkick into SuperBeast! What a move! DAND has definitely been studying the gravity for this ride, perhaps he's been on it before. (DAND moves in to execute a powerbomb, but SuperBeast uses his hands to grab onto DAND's legs and flips DAND into the center of the Gravitron. DAND nearly falls into the hole, but manages to flip across to the opposite side. SuperBeast decides to mimic DAND and jumps towards DAND, executing a upsidedown brainbuster, sending DAND's head into the steel. He looks a little out of it; SuperBeast runs up the side of the Gravitron to the ceiling and comes back down in an elbow drop onto DAND's neck.) Gothic: SuperBeast is in perfect form tonight. Quinn: Definitely, even without DAND's finesse, his brute strength is well making up for it. Gothic: DAND manages to trip SuperBeast and flip onto his feet. He definitely has some interesting moves. Quinn: DAND's on his feet and is punching SuperBeast into the... uh...ground? (DAND is punching SuperBeast in the head, but is parried quickly by SuperBeast's teeth. DAND holds his hand, and SuperBeast leaps to charge right through DAND, knocking them both through the side's gravity, flipping them to the other side, SuperBeast landing on DAND.) Quinn: It doesn't matter how many times I see that, I still think it's damn cool! Gothic: SuperBeast is on his feet, however DAND has quickly recovered and the two are in a grapple. DAND manages to sneak in, but is stopped by SuperBeast's strength, however he manages to get in a DDT. Quinn: Well, now they're both on the ground. SuperBeast kicks DAND in the chest, knocking him off, but the gravity quickly pulls him back down into the side of the Gravitron. SuperBeast has gone over to DAND and it looks like DAND has had the wind knocked out of him. (SuperBeast grabs DAND by the head, but DAND manages to twist out and punch Superbeast in the chest, knocking him back in surprise. DAND roundhouse kicks SuperBeast, knocking him around into the ceiling of the Gravitron, face first. DAND picks him up by the back and does a backbreaker. SuperBeast rolls away towards the center, DAND following.) Gothic: Well, it looks like DAND has this match, he's kicking SuperBeast towards the hole, no wait. Quinn: Power was just cut to the camera. No wait, it's back on, what the Hell was that? Gothic: We had a powersurge on Level 2! Quinn: Won't that knock out the modifications we did? (DAND and SuperBeast fly towards the side, stuck on their backs, unable to move. Now it really is like the Gravitron, with both wrestlers stuck to the one side, one beside the other. DAND struggles to move, but SuperBeast looks like he's getting angry.) Quinn: I can't believe this! There's no way the match can be finished now, order the operator to shut off the machine. Gothic: No wait, SuperBeast is getting really pissed off! (SuperBeast howls and slowly stands up, we hear a lot of cracking and tearing, and SuperBeast howls in pain. SuperBeast reaches over and picks up DAND and throws him towards the center. SuperBeast manages to straighten up and walk towards DAND who has now managed to get up because of the lack of the extra gravity. SuperBeast picks up DAND by the head and slams him through the hole! He then falls to the ground, passed out from the amount of pain.) Gothic: That's it! Match is over, SuperBeast wins! Quinn: He must have dislocated and tore a lot of ligaments and bones for this victory! Gothic: Quite painful just hearing it over the Viewscreen. Quinn: I bet he surprised the Hell out of DAND! Gothic: We'll get SuperBeast to his compound quickly to repair the damage before it's serious. Quinn: I can honestly say now that SuperBeast must be the toughest son of a b*tch in the HDW! Gothic: What? You wanna wrestle him now? Quinn: Well, not now. Anyway, stay tuned, we got some more matches coming up.