Monday, May 8th 2000:  Monday Night Mutilation
Card #3 - Match #2

SuperBeast vs. Virus

Authour: Frank Landry (Psycho Psychic) [Comissioner]
Match:  Hell in the Cell w/ weapons.
Rules:  None.
Titles: None.
Commentators:  James Colburn,  Iaian McBride.

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McBride: Our next match is going to be a cool one.

Colburn: Do you even know what the next match is?

McBride: No, I don’t.

Colburn: You young people are so absent minded.

McBride: Dude, a cage is being lowered over the ring.

Colburn: Finally,  we can get started with the match.

McBride: What’s the match?

Colburn: Nevermind.

(Gothic appears on the big screen)

Gothic: Our next match will be a non title Hell in a Cell match, with 
       weapons.

McBride: Dude! These matches are so cool.

Gothic: First the challenger. He is the Intercontinental Champion...for 
       now; Virus.

(The lights go off and the music starts. The wide screen turns on, showing 
 some computer coding in green characters. They disappear and spell out 
 'VIRUS' and then lightning hits the stage. Virus walks out carrying his 
 weapon, a bladed nightstick, looking at the crowd, then walks down. Green 
 fireworks go off on the ceiling and green sparks rain down everywhere. He 
 goes into the ring and gets ready to fight.)

Colburn: That weapon of his looks really deadly.  I hope SuperBeast has 
        something he can use against it.

Gothic: Now for his opponent, my favorite savage primitive: SuperBeast!

(The lights are dimmed. A spotlight hits the top of the ramp. Two guys in 
 tan clothing pull out a large cage, like in Jurassic Park. One climbs on 
 top to open the door from the top of the cage. When it opens, the music 
 starts and SuperBeast walks out with huge claws and sliced rope , roaring 
 and growling.)

McBride: Man, those claws are so awesome.

Colburn: There goes the bell and this match is underway.

(Virus starts to swing his weapon towards SuperBeast’s head. SuperBeast 
 ducks and charges Virus.  He gives Virus a spear, knocking him to the 
 ground.  SuperBeast slashes his claws at Virus, but he rolls out of the 
 way and there is a slash mark in the ring.)

Colburn: Oh great, they are wrecking the ring.

McBride: Woah, I like this.

(Virus takes the nightstick end of his weapon and hits SuperBeast in the 
 head. He then swings the bladed end downwards, but SuperBeast leaps out 
 of the way.)

Colburn: Oh great. Now there is a hole in the ring.  These guys are going 
        to tear it apart by the time this match is done.

(SuperBeast gives Virus a closeline and knocks him down. SuperBeast brings 
 Virus to his feet, but Virus starts punching him in the gut, and gives 
 him a suplex. Virus goes for his weapon only to get a double axehandle 
 smash in the back of the head by SuperBeast.)

McBride: Wow man, I have never seen anything like this.

Colburn: What in the world are you talking about? I...forget it, it's like 
        trying to explain things to a brick wall, but with less 
        intelligence.

(SuperBeast takes his claws and plunges them into the left shoulder of 
 Virus. Virus is screaming in pain as blood starts gushing out of his 
 shoulder. Virus grabs the bladed end of his weapon with his right hand 
 and plunges it into SuperBeasts right leg. SuperBeast roars in pain as 
 blood gushes out of his leg.)

McBride: Oh cool, Virus is unarmed and SuperBeast is like a one legged man 
        in a...

Colburn: Oh will you just shut up.

(SuperBeast limbs backwards as Virus gets back up.)

McBride: Hey man, you wanna step outside.

(Virus swings his weapon sideways to hit SuperBeast in the arm.)

Colburn: Anytime hippie.

(SuperBeast parries the attack and part of the weapon is wrapped around 
 his arm.)

McBride: I’d beat you so badly your grandchildren would feel it.

(SuperBeast takes his claws and sticks them into Virus’ right hand.)

Colburn: You sir, are an idiot.

(Virus drops the weapon as blood comes out of his hand. SuperBeast tosses 
 both of their weapon away.)

McBride: Man, you must have been bored being beaten by  your mom all the 
        time.

(Virus gives SuperBeast an elbow to the face breaking his nose. Blood 
 starts coming out of SuperBeast’s nose.)

Colburn: Forget about going outside, I should beat you up right here.

(SuperBeast becomes furious and starts to unwail on Virus’ head. He gives 
 him lots of punches to the face.  He whips him into the ropes and gives 
 him a pump handle slam.)

McBride: Bring it on man.

(SuperBeast picks up Virus and gives him a back breaker, with his left 
 leg. SuperBeast gives him a sleeper hold. Virus elbow SuperBeast in the 
 gut and gets out of the hold. He gets up and starts to stomp on 
 SuperBeast’s injured leg.)

Colburn: Don’t tempt me to sock you in the jaw.

(Virus does a legdrop on SuperBeast’s leg. Virus turns SuperBeast on his 
 stomach and gives him an anklelock on his injured leg. SuperBeast is 
 crawling slowly toward the corner in pain.)

McBride: Oh please, you couldn’t hurt a fly.

(SuperBeast grabs onto the first turnbuckle pulling himself up. 
 SuperBeast, using his good leg, hits Virus in the jaw with his heel. 
 Virus lets go of SuperBeast and falls backwards. SuperBeast slowly gets 
 up only to be knocked down by a low drop-kick to the injured leg.)

Colburn: Is fighting all you think about?


(Virus start stomping on SuperBeasts leg. SuperBeast sits up fast and 
 gives Virus a low blow. Virus falls down in pain. SuperBeast slowly gets 
 up.)

McBride: Hey dude, you are the one who started this.

(Virus slowly gets up. SuperBeast grabs Virus’ head and starts smashing it 
 into the turnbuckle. SuperBeast turns Virus around and gives him Call of 
 the Wild.)

Colburn: That’s it, you’ve asked for it.

(Virus starts coughing up blood as he falls to the mat. SuperBeast goes 
 for the pin...1....2....3.)

McBride: Hey, was that the bell?

Colburn: What? We missed the match?

McBride: Man, look at all that blood. This is your fault dude.

Colburn: My fault? You are the one who wouldn’t shut up.

McBride: Oh yeah, like anyone is going to listen to you all day.

Colburn: Well by the looks of things SuperBeast one because he is the only 
        one getting out of the cell. Virus is knocked out.

McBride: Hey look dude, those hot chick nurses are coming to help them.

Colburn: That's it, first the cracks, now back to oggling again!  

McBride: What?  I can't help myself (smirk)

Colburn: That's it, we'll settle this later.