CARD #1 - Aftermath: Party

Wednesday, May 3rd 2000:  Death From Above  (Pay per View)

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Mad Rapper: Yeah! We be doing some fine mastah in this b*tch!  I'm yo' 
           host, the Mad Rapper, I be taking you through this blast fast, 
           b*tch!

(Mad Rapper walks into the party, it looks like there is beer and cheering 
 everywhere. Mad Rapper walks over to DAND, who is pouring a six-ounce 
 over his head.)

Mad Rapper: Hey man! Check this out!  What do you have planned for the 
           disaster you ran?

DAMD: What?  The big explosion?

Mad Rapper:  Yeah, that serious sh*t back in this b*tch!

DAND: Let's just say that I'm gonna do more than /rock/ this world! Hehehe
     ...

Mad Rapper: Yo, you are one seriously crazy mofo!

(Mad Rapper walks over to Alena, who happens to be sitting at one of the 
 desks by herself.)

Mad Rapper: Hey pretty lady, what's up?  Hmmm, maybe I should skip this 
           one. I'll ask Gothic what happened to the Driver of Disaster!

Gothic: Growl.

Mad Rapper: Hey, nevermind!  F*ck Driver, who needs him, he sucks.  Okay, 
           who's my next one down?!

(He walks over to Virus, who just seems to be there doing nothing.)

Mad Rapper: Yo! I know you like destruction, but don't make such a dire 
           fuss!  God knows Apoc will help you wit' dat Virus!  What's up?

Virus:  OF ALL THE HUMANS, YOU ARE THE LOWEST REGISTERED IN MY MIND.

Mad Rapper:  What the f*ck? Was I just insulted?

(Walks over to Apocalypse and Superbeast who seem to be having a drink 
 together, although men are nearby with tazers, just in case.)

Mad Rapper:  Hey, what's up Juggalos!

Apocalypse: Jigga-what?  Get the f*ck out of here.

SuperBeast: Die! (Lunges at Mad Rapper but gets stunned to the ground)

Mad Rapper:  Woah, that was some serious zapper sh*t.

(Walks on over to Monoxide Child)

Mad Rapper: (cough)kicked your (cough) ass (ahem).

Monoxide Child: F*ck you too.

Mad Rapper: Hehehe... Well, I think I'm done interviewing all the mad 
           b*tches involved in this month's pay-per-view, so I'm out this 
           b*tch, though I still got no clue, to what happened here, man I 
           need a beer.  Yo! Wait up!

(Walks over to DAND).

Colburn: Yes it was an interesting evening wasn't it, Iaian?

McBride: Dude, why are we still wearing these mics at our desks?

Colburn: Who the f*ck cares?  Let's have fun!