Wednesday, May 3rd 2000:  Death From Above  (Pay per View)
Card #1 - Match #4

Mad Rapper vs. Monoxide Child

Authour:  Jeff Davidson (Grim Reaper)  [Assistant CEO]
Match:  Hardcore match.
Rules:  Standard Hardcore.
Titles:  US Title.
Announcers:  James Colburn,  Iaian McBride.

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Colburn: Well, this match should be interesting.  A hardcore match for 
        the US title. Both the contenders seem fairly equal in skill.

McBride: Yeah, kind of odd though having a hardcore match for the US 
        title. As I understand it, the two contenders didn't even want 
        a title. But the execs of the HDW have assigned the US title to 
        this match. I'm sure the contenders 
        aren't complaining.

Colburn: I would imagine not. It seems we're ready to get started, the 
        ring announcer is about to bring them out.

(The Havoc Viewscreen flickers on and Gothic appears on the screen.)

Gothic: Alright, we have two equally...annoying contenders for the US 
       title.  They are: the Canadian carver, Monoxide Child!

("Blink" by Twiztid starts playing and the lights go out. Flashes of light 
 periodically light up the arena and smoke starts pouring out from 
 everywhere. Monoxide Child emerges from the stage, seemingly out of the 
 smoke. He throws his arms up and the crowd cheers. He smiles and then
 proceeds to the ring. He bounces off the ropes a couple times and then
 waits in a corner of the ring.)

McBride: This guy kinda creeps me out. They say he can be the nicest 
        person one second, a sadistic sociopath the next.

Colburn: Hey, he's not the only one that can creep you out. We got a lot 
        of creepy guys in this fed. Apocalypse is probably the creepiest 
        if you ask me, I've seen the pictures of him without his mask and 
        nearly pissed myself.

McBride: That's nice of you to admit in front of millions of viewers.

Colburn: ......ah shut up.

Gothic: Alright.  Now we have a man who is 6'4", 236 pounds of pure 
        rapping...ugh...torture.  The Mad Rapper!

(The crowd cheers loudly as The Mad Rapper walks out from the back. He has
 a mic in his hands and he raises it and begins to rap his themesong "The 
 Mad Rapper Cometh". He does this at the same time he is walking down the 
 ramp. He finishes his rap and then jumps into the ring, throwing the mic 
 to one of the audience members. The Viewscreen flickers and shuts off)

McBride: Hey, that was kinda catchy.

Colburn: Are you kidding? That was bad. Really bad.

McBride: Well, apparently MC agrees with you cause he just lunged at the 
        Mad Rapper. The bell rings and we are underway. Mad Rapper dodges 
        the lunging MC and gives him a solid toe kick to the side. MC just 
        turns around and gives Mad Rapper a left hook.

Colburn: Mad Rapper and MC exchanging punches to the face now. MC wins out 
        and knocks Rapper down with a haymaker.

McBride: That was a pretty good punch. Rapper now on the ground, holding 
        his nose. MC leaves the ring and it looks like he's heading for 
        the goodies under the ring.

Colburn: Goodies? Well, he reaches in and pulls out a table with some junk 
        on it. He picks up what looks like a cookie sheet off the table 
        and climbs back in.

McBride: Rapper is back up now and MC runs at him. Rapper gives him a drop 
         toe hold and MC's face lands right on that cookie sheet. Ouch, 
         that has to sting.

Colburn: Rapper now going for the weapons as MC is rolling around holding 
        his nose. Rapper grabs a cookie sheet for himself and rolls back 
        in.

McBride: MC is sitting up now, his nose seems a little redder than it 
        should be. He looks up just in time to see Rapper smack the cookie 
        sheet across his face.

Colburn: Ooooo, MC is down on the mat again. But he ain't rolling this 
        time. Rapper goes for a cover...1...2, MC kicks out before the 3."

McBride: Rapper picks up MC and gets him into a powerbomb position. He 
        must be going for the Head Liner, but wait, MC reversed it. Rapper 
        picked him up and MC grabbed Rapper into a hurricanrana.

Colburn: Wow! That move was awesome! MC and Rapper down now. MC stirs a 
        bit, then gets up. Rapper beginning to stir as well. MC picks him 
        up and whips him to the turnbuckle. MC puts Rapper onto the 
        turnbuckle and climbs up in front of him.

McBride: Wait, Rapper punches MC in the gut. He punches him again and then 
        stands up. He grabs MC and, good God! He just gave MC a back drop 
        off the turnbuckle onto the floor.

Colburn: Holy smokes! Both men are down and in pain. Rapper fights it back 
        and picks up MC. He's bringing him to our table and smashes his 
        face into it. MC is still dazed from that back drop and Rapper 
        helps him up again. This time he goes for the Head Liner and he 
        hits it. He covers 1.....2... what!? MC kicked out!!"

McBride: I can't believe he kicked out after all that punishment. Rapper 
        seems stupified. But the moment passes and he picks up MC yet 
        again and places him on the Spanish announcers table. It seems 
        that kick out was all the energy MC had left, he isn't moving.

Colburn: Rapper goes and grabs a chair and gets into the ring. What's he 
        doing? He climbs the turnbuckle and WHOA!! He just did a 450 
        splash onto MC, through the spanish announcers table, with the 
        chair in front of him!!

McBride: That has to be it. Rapper is in pain but manages to cover MC...1.
        ..2...3. That's all she wrote.  Rapper wins, but both men need 
        medical attention.

Colburn: Man. Rapper did more damage to himself than MC did. The medics 
        come out and both men are carried away on stretchers. Let's hope 
        they're okay.