Monday, June 19 2000: Monday Night Mutilation Card #9 - Match #6 LimousineDriver, Dark Angel Vs. SuperBeast, DAND Authour: Jeff Davidson [Assistant CEO] Match: Tagteam match. Rules: Standard Tagteam. Titles: None. Commentators: Carl, James Colburn ____________________________________________________________________ Colburn: Okay, before we get started with the introductions to our last match, we’ve had a special request from Carl to be a guest commentator. Since Iaian is rather indisposed at the moment and Johnny was pissing me off, I figured why not. So let’s bring him down. ("Of Wolf and Man" comes onto the speakers as Carl walks out from the back. He heads straight for the commentators’ table and grabs a headset and sits down. The music shuts off.) Carl: Comfortable seats you have here. Colburn: They’re not bad. So what brings you here? Carl: I want to see how my idea works in action. Plus, I want to see Beast kick some ass. Colburn: So what’s your take on this match? Carl: Well, Beast is going to have his hands full, that’s for sure. The good news is that DAND, Quinn and Dark Angel have all taken quite a beating already. Beast is the only fresh wrestler out there. Colburn: This is true. I must admit that Iaian really outdid himself against Dark Angel. I was expecting Iaian to just get massacred. Carl: Never underestimate people, they may surprise you. Especially on that drug. Colburn: Well put. Anyway, it looks like we’re ready to get started. (The lights go out and a spotlight hits the stage. Two men in tan clothing pull out a metal cage. "Of Wolf and Man" blasts out of the speakers as they open the door to the cage. Superbeast leaps out of the cage roaring, and wearing his new weapon. He makes his way to the ring as the men pull away the cage. Beast leaps into the ring and bounces off the ropes a few times. He notices Carl and nods at him. Carl nods back.) Carl: He’s confident. That’s good. Colburn: How can you tell? Carl: You can see it in his eyes. I just hope he isn’t overconfident. Colburn: I don’t think Beast has ever been overconfident - except maybe when he fights Condom Man. Carl: How could you not be overconfident when fighting Condom Man? Colburn: Good point. (The lights go out. "Trigger Happy" plays and DAND rides out into the ring, but on his drug he pulls a crazy stunt and the motorcycle drives off into the audience without a rider.) Carl: What the f*ck was that? ("Call of Ktulu" begins to play. Wind begins to shake the audience, a rumbling starts and fire shoots up from along the ramp. Electricity arcs across the ring as the entire arena is bathed in white light. A blinding flash and explosion and Quinn and Dark Angel are standing in the ring. Quinn is wearing his black Seefu outfit, Dark Angel is opposite him.) (Dark Angel and Quinn look at each other and then Dark Angel goes to the corner. Quinn and DAND fix each other’s gaze.) Colburn: Oh dear. I figured these two would want to get at each other. Carl: This should be interesting. Two guys who can’t feel pain and have a large bloodlust. Colburn: Yeah! Blood! Carl: What’s wrong with you? Colburn: Nothing. Why do you ask? Carl: Nevermind. Colburn: Whatever. I wonder if I should dare to turn on their mics. Carl: Say what? Colburn: It’s nothing, if I flick this switch we can hear what they are saying. Carl: Can they hear us? Colburn: Only if we want them to. Carl: Huh, interesting. (The bell rings and DAND and Quinn lunge at each other. Quinn spins in the air at the last second before they collide and kicks DAND in the throat. DAND falls but gets right back up. Quinn lands and DAND leaps at him. Quinn goes for an axe kick, but DAND flips and then hurricanranas Quinn to the mat. They both pop right back up and get into a grapple.) Colburn: Wow! Nice f*ckin’ moves! Carl: Not bad. Those drugs seem to be very effective. Colburn: Oh yeah, I forgot about those already. (Quinn suddenly throws DAND over his head and jump kicks him in the gut. DAND rolls with the hit and gives Quinn a double knuckle right in the head. Quinn also rolls with the hit and then flips back around and grabs DAND by the head and DDT’s him to the mat. Again, they both bounce right back up. DAND runs at Quinn and Quinn backflips onto the ropes. DAND jumps at him and Quinn falls down, at the same time grabbing DAND by the head and ramming his throat into the top rope. DAND falls to the mat choking while Quinn lands on the outside.) Carl: Jesus! These guys are moving really fast! Colburn: Must be some good damn drugs man. Carl: I’ll say. These guys are moving like Alena and Nadia almost. Colburn: Except Nadia and Alena look better while doing it. (DAND regains his breath and spins on the ground. He brings his foot upside Quinn’s head on the outside. Quinn gets spun around and lands hard on the floor. DAND gets up and starts climbing through the ropes. He stands on the apron and Quinn suddenly grabs him by the legs with his own legs and DAND falls face first onto the floor.) Colburn: Ouch, that would hurt. Carl: I doubt he felt a thing. Colburn: Oh right, the drugs. (DAND and Quinn get up at the same time and just stare at each other. Quinn suddenly backflips and tries to kick DAND in the head while flipping. DAND counters by grabbing Quinn’s legs and quickly pushing him away. Quinn manages to land on his feet but DAND is right there to uppercut him. DAND then starts rapidly punching Quinn in the head and throat. Quinn manages to block a few punches but then he is overwhelmed and DAND starts pummeling him. Quinn breaks the assault with a swift knee to DAND’s groin. He then gives DAND a tai chi flinch in the chest and sends DAND back a few feet. Quinn is bleeding out of his lip and he touches his lip with his finger. He tastes the blood and then smiles. DAND smiles back. They then run at each other and start punching and kicking madly. They quickly become a tornado of punches, kicks, parries, and blocks.) Colburn: Man, they’re making me dizzy. Carl: Are you kidding? I can watch them perfectly. Colburn: I’m an old man, give me a break. (As DAND and Quinn are fighting we notice Dark Angel yelling something to Superbeast.) Carl: Yo, what’s he saying? Colburn: I don’t know, hang on. (Colburn flicks a switch and we hear Dark Angel.) Dark Angel: So what do you say? Shall we? Beast: Sure why not? Carl: Huh? (Beast flips over the ropes and Dark Angel does the same. Dark Angel runs at Beast and then leaps at him. Beast dodges while slashing Dark Angel’s chest. Dark Angel lands and then turns around. He attempts to roundhouse Beast but Beast rolls forward while slashing Angel’s leg. Angel falls to one knee and Beast drop kicks him in the head.) Carl: Alright! Hit and run! Hit and run! Colburn: I take it this is Beast’s tactic? Carl: I hope so, cause it’s working like a charm. Colburn: Jeez, DAND and Quinn are still going at it. (As DAND and Quinn keep fighting as before, Beast waits for Angel to get up. Instead of getting up though, Angel lunges forward from the mat and takes out Beast’s legs. Beast falls forward and as he does Angel brings up his legs and smacks him in the head. Angel gets up while Beast lands hard on the floor.) Carl: No! Sh*t! Colburn: Wow, Angel can be pretty fast if he wants. Carl: Oh shut up! Beast is in serious trouble here! (Angel picks Beast up by the back of the throat and throws him into the turnbuckle. Angel then starts pummeling Beast. Angel goes for a power punch but Beast ducks out of the way and Angel punches straight through the metal bar that holds the ropes.) Dark Angel: Damn, he moved. Carl: Thank God. Colburn: I think that punch would have gone straight through Beast. Dark Angel: Well, that was the general idea, James. Colburn: Who? What? Where? Why? How? Carl: James, I think you turned on the two way. Colburn: Oh, sh*t! (Dark Angel chuckles as he brings his injured hand out from the mess of metal. While he does this, Beast jumps into the air and slashes down Angel’s back. Angel just turns around and grabs Beast by the throat as the blood starts to pour out of his back. He begins crushing Beast’s neck, but Beast kicks Angel’s injured hand and Angel drops him. Beast then starts slashing Angel like crazy.) Carl: Oh boy, he’s gone nuts. Colburn: Oh yeah, baby!! Blood blood!! (Angel is now bleeding all over his body from Beast’s slashes. Beast stops slashing and then grabs Angel’s injured hand and starts crushing it. Angel falls to both knees. Beast continues crushing Angel’s hand, but Angel starts smiling. Beast squeezes harder but Angel just starts laughing and slowly stands up. Angel grabs Beast’s hand and spins it around. We hear a loud snap and Beast roars in pain. Angel then gives Beast a solid kick to the jaw which sends him flying a few feet.) Carl: Goddamnit!! Colburn: Man, I can’t believe Angel didn’t even yell. This guy is crazy. (Beast recovers and Angel lunges at him. Beast dodges and slashes Angel’s arm. Angel holds his arm for a second then lunges at Beast again. Beast tries the same thing again but Angel moves sideways in midair and brings his leg across Beast’s chest. Beast falls and Angel pounces on him. Angel starts pounding on whatever he can hit. Beast can only block with one hand and many of Angel’s hits get through.) Carl: No! Goddamnit! This is not good! Colburn: I think Beast might be toast. Carl: Shut up! He’ll get out of this! I know he will! (Angel puts his hands together and goes for an axehandle smash, but before he can strike, Beast slashes Angel’s face with all his might. Pieces of black flesh come flying off of Angel’s face, but he doesn’t bleed.) Carl: What the hell? Colburn: Why isn’t he bleeding? Carl: Hey, look closely. You can see white through the cuts Beast made! Colburn: A mask? (Beast rolls out from under Angel and gets ready for an attack, but none comes. Angel puts his hand to his face and feels the gashes in his mask. His eyes go wide and he lets out his hellish scream. He then punches through the mat and falls through. Beast gets a puzzled look on his face.) Colburn: He ran away? What the hell? Carl: Who cares!? Beast is still alive. (Just as Angel flees through the hole, DAND comes flying into the ring. He lands hard on the mat and appears semi unconscious. Quinn flips in just after him and he is breathing heavily. Both men are bleeding quite a bit from their faces. Quinn looks around for Angel, but doesn’t find him. He shrugs it off and then looks at the injured Beast. Beast stares back and then gets ready for an attack.) Carl: Looks like it’s down to Quinn and Beast. Come on Beast, finish it!! Colburn: Let’s see some more blood!! (Quinn smiles at Beast and then walks towards him. He gets within three feet and then goes for a roundhouse. Beast ducks under and comes up and slashes Quinn’s chin. Quinn ignores the wound and gives Beast an elbow to the head. Beast falls forward but manages to bring his heels into Quinn’s stomach. Quinn loses his breath and Beast takes out his legs.) Colburn: Beast is faring quite well. Carl: Hey, he’s gonna win this b*tch! Colburn: Okay, okay, don’t get so testy. (Quinn recovers and takes a swing at Beast, but Beast anticipates the attack and drives his fists into Quinn’s stomach. He then follows through and drives Quinn into the turnbuckle. Beast then begins pummeling Quinn’s chest and roaring.) Carl: Yes, yes, yes!! Hit im!! Hit im!! Colburn: Is Beast gonna stop or what? (Beast continues the pummeling for at least a minute and when he finishes Quinn falls to the ground. His eyes are glazed over and he is coughing up massive amounts of blood. Beast rolls him into the center and goes for a pin. A referee that was cowering in a corner runs into the ring and starts the count...1...2...3!) Carl: I can’t believe it!! Yes!! Colburn: Alright! Beast actually defeated Quinn! And he did it with style! Carl: What a move! I can't believe Quinn was defeated while on the drugs! Colburn: This has been one great night, definitely many memorable moments for the craziest night in the Havoc Dominion. Carl: Man, that drug is getting really annoying. Colburn: Last I heard, Gothic was banning it from the Dominion. Carl: Thank God! Colburn: I wonder if Iaian's ok?