Wednesday, July 5th 2000: Wednesday Night Death from Above Card #11 - Match #2 Predators Vs. Shadow, Virus Authour: Jeff Davidson [Vice President] Match: Tagteam match. Rules: Standard. Titles: Tagteam Title. Commentators: Iaian McBride, James Colburn ___________________________________________________________ Colburn: Iaian, why are you snickering? McBride: Oh nothing. It's just, I have a reliable source that tells me there is going to be a few surprises in this match. Colburn: Like what? McBride: You'll see. Colburn: ...Whatever. (The lights in the arena go totally light blue as "Engel" by Rammstein comes over the speakers. A watch appears on the Havoc Viewscreen and its hands are spinning fast. Chrono walks out slowly and raises his hands to the air. Lasers start shooting off and he walks slowly over to the announcers table. Iaian gets up and makes room for Chrono while James moves over.) Colburn: Is this the surprise you were talking about Iaian? McBride: This is one of them. Chrono, sir, why not inform him of the other? Chrono: No thank you. I'll let him do it. Colburn: Huh? (Psycho Psychic appears on the ramp out of the shadows and walks down.) Colburn: Hey, what the hell? I thought he was retired? Chrono: Not anymore. He's the special ref for this match, and after that he'll be my manager. McBride: James, I'm ashamed you didn't recognize the cameraman slayer. Colburn: Well, there's so many in this fed it's hard to keep track! But he's definitely the original! Chrono: That's right. And man, does he make a mess. McBride: Spare us the details. Colburn: Tell me later. (The lights go out and "Bawitdaba" starts playing. For about one minute and 16 seconds images of different animals being chased either by a shadowy figure running on all fours or by someone driving a truck with a shotgun in hand appear on the havoc viewscreen. Explosions erupt on the stage, the Predator symbol appears on the big screen, and the lights come back on to see DAND on his motorcycle with a cage beside him. DAND opens up the cage and SuperBeast jumps out roaring. SuperBeast runs towards the ring while DAND drives towards the ring. DAND gets off his bike and starts giving people hi-fives while SuperBeast is roaring inside the ring. DAND gets inside the ring, the music stops, and they await their opponents. They both give a quick glance over at Psycho Psychic. He just smiles and waves at them.) Colburn: I guess they remember him. McBride: Unlike someone around here. Chrono: (snickers), Now, now. Colburn: (grumble) (Rammstein's "Du Hast" starts. The lights go out. A very bright light illuminates from the back and a dark figure is standing there. The light goes out and the music continues. Four pillars of fire erupt from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on to see Shadow standing in the ring.) Chrono: Here's the victim. McBride: I'll say. Nobody in this match likes him one bit. Not even his partner. Colburn: I don't blame them, that guy is an annoying little (mic screws up for about a minute) son-of-a-b*tch. McBride: Dude, that was a long insult. Chrono: You should get an award for that. Colburn: I had the right inspiration. (The lights go off and "The Instinct" starts. The wide screen turns on, showing some computer coding in green characters. They disappear and spell out 'VIRUS' and then lightning hits the stage. Virus walks out, looking at the crowd, then walks down. Green fireworks go off on the ceiling and green sparks rain down everywhere. He goes into the ring and gets ready to fight. He doesn't even give Shadow a glance and stares straight at Superbeast. Beast stares back smiling.) Chrono: (sigh) He's still after Beast I see. McBride: I don't think he'll ever stop being after Beast. Colburn: I'm with Iaian. Virus just hates Beast too much to stop going after him. Chrono: That's okay. Beast enjoys the exercise anyway. McBride: This is true. (In the ring, Shadow gives Psycho Psychic a vengeful glare. Psycho Psychic smiles. Virus gives Psycho a quick glance, then resumes staring at Beast. DAND is smiling at Shadow.) McBride: Happy bunch aren't they? Chrono: I guess...where is she already? Colburn: Who? McBride: Samantha. She's supposed to hang around on the outside. Colburn: How the hell do you know all this!? McBride: Dude! Connections! (Chrono laughs. Then Samantha emerges from the back carrying a large whip. She quickly makes her way to ringside. Psycho signals for the bell.) Chrono: Finally, took her long enough. Colburn: Why is she at ringside? McBride: Cause she wants to be? Colburn: ...(growl). (Everyone in the ring suddenly turns and looks at Shadow. Shadow nearly jumps through the roof. As he does so, Beast, DAND, and Virus launch an all out attack on Shadow. Shadow has no chance to defend and is beaten severely for about a minute. When the crowd disperses, Shadow is half dead against the ropes. His face is covered in blood and his eyes are glazed over. Samantha runs over and pulls him out of the ring. She then begins to savagely beat him with the whip. Shadow quickly loses consciousness, but she keeps beating him anyway.) Samantha: I'll teach you to mess with me and my brother you, you meanie! McBride: (laughing) Oh God! That was priceless! Chrono: I can't believe they did that! Especially Virus, now he's all alone against DAND and Beast. Colburn: Ah, man! I'm gonna need a copy of this tape for home. That was a Kodak[tm] moment. McBride: Whoa, hang on. Looks like the team is broken up now. Virus gives DAND a very solid roundhouse to the jaw and follows through with an axe kick to Beast. (As Beast falls forward Virus slides forward and spins around to give Beast a neckbreaker. Beast goes down and Virus gets up quickly. DAND has recovered from the roundhouse but Virus quickly spears him into the turnbuckle. Beast is up and grabs Virus by the waist from behind. Virus elbows Beast in the head and then turns around and gives Beast a belly to belly suplex into DAND.) Colburn: Holy sh*t!! Virus is on fire!! Chrono: Not bad. McBride: Not bad? He's totally dominating the Predators! Colburn: Virus following up that suplex with a flying knee to Beast's back. Beast goes down and Virus gives DAND a dragon suplex onto the fallen Beast! Ouch! (DAND's head impacts directly with Beast's chest and Beast roars in pain. Virus climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a 450 splash onto both wrestlers. They move out of the way however, and Virus impacts hard onto the mat.) Chrono: He'll pay for that mistake now. Colburn: You think so? McBride: Virus looks to be in a lot of pain as DAND picks him up and throws him into the corner. Possibly broken ribs? (As Virus lands in the corner, Beast runs and spears him. Beast then circles out of the way as DAND comes in to spear Virus. Then DAND circles out of the way and Beast spears Virus. They repeat this process many times until blood begins to seep through Virus' mask.) Colburn: Dude! They're killing him! Chrono: What a loss? McBride: Who cares? He deserves it. (As DAND goes for another spear, a large hand breaks through the canvas in front of Virus, punching DAND in the face. The hand goes back down and a woman with silver hair jumps out of the hole, followed by a large man with a bio-hazard symbol on him. The woman leaps onto DAND and begins beating the hell out of him while the bio-hazard guy grabs Beast and tosses him away like a rag doll. Psycho Psychic is unsure what to do. Virus recovers quickly and goes after Beast on the outside.) McBride: Ah, hell! What happened to this match!? Chrono: It got interesting. Colburn: I agree with Chrono. (On the outside, Samantha stops beating on the unconscious Shadow and helps Beast up. Beast is a little groggy. Virus suddenly grabs her by the throat and tosses her into the guardrail. At the table, Chrono drops his headset and gets up, Katana drawn. In the ring, the bio-hazard guy and the silver haired woman are beating DAND senseless.) Colburn: Hey, where's Chrono going? McBride: I'll give you three guesses, the first two don't count. (Chrono runs over to Samantha and picks her up. Virus ignores them and attacks Beast. Chrono leaves with Samantha. In the ring, the bio-hazard guy is holding DAND while the silver haired woman punches him. Psycho Psychic suddenly appears from behind the bio-hazard guy and hits him hard over the head with his staff. The bio-hazard guy turns around and tries to punch Psycho. Psycho dodges and uppercuts him with the staff. The big man reels and Psycho thrusts his staff into the man's gut. The man bends forward and Psycho cracks him in the back of the head with his staff. The big man goes down, and stays down.) Colburn: Damn he's good with that staff! McBride: What do you expect? It's his preferred weapon! (DAND is really out of it. His eyes can't even focus on the woman in front of him who is constantly punching and kicking him. Psycho grabs her from behind and tosses her aside. DAND falls forward and doesn't get back up. The woman leaps onto Psycho's back and starts biting and clawing. Psycho can't get her off, and from out of nowhere, the bio-hazard guy punches Psycho hard in the face. Psycho goes down and the woman continues pummeling him, along with the big guy. On the outside, Beast and Virus are duking it out. Beast wins out with a punch to the gut and then rams Virus' head into the guardrail. As Virus hits the ground, Beast gives him an axehandle smash right in the head. More blood seeps through Virus' mask.) Colburn: Man, Virus must be bleeding pretty bad under that mask. McBride: Well, no sh*t! Beast just drove his fists into his face, you'd bleed too, dumbass! Colburn: ...Jeez, just because the predators are getting a sh*t kicking you have to get all touchy. Lighten up! (Beast goes to help Psycho, but Virus gets up and grabs his legs from behind. Beast goes face first onto the apron, and then falls to the floor. Virus jumps on him and starts savagely beating his face. Beast begins to bleed out of his mouth but Virus keeps beating him. In the ring, the silver haired woman and the bio-hazard guy are still double teaming Psycho. The big guy holds Psycho as the woman beats him with his own staff. Psycho's forehead is cut wide open and the blood is flowing down his face.) Colburn: Ah!, what the heck was that!? McBride: What? Colburn: Something just hit my cheek. (feels his cheek) Dude! It's blood! McBride: Wow, that lady must be hitting Psycho pretty damn hard! Colburn: No sh*t! (Beast gets a punch in on Virus' chin and knocks him off. Beast then grabs Virus' head with one hand and punches him with the other. He hits him a few warm up hits, then brings his fist all the way back. He then drives his fist into Virus' head, nearly breaking Virus' neck. Beast lets go of his head and Virus falls unconscious to the floor. Unfortunately, Psycho is detained and cannot call for the bell. He is unconscious and bloody on the floor. His staff is covered in his own blood in the hands of the silver haired woman, who is also covered in his blood. The bio-hazard guy's face and neck are covered in Psycho's blood.) McBride: Dude! Who's gonna call for the bell!? Colburn: How should I know!? (Virus' flunkies turn to look at Beast, who just stares back. As they stare at each other, Quinn and Angel come out of the crowd behind Virus' lackies. They sneak up from behind and Quinn grabs the woman tosses her over the ropes to the outside, at the same time, Angel elbows the bio-hazard guy in the back of the neck. He staggers and then Quinn and Angel bounce off the opposite ropes. They run at the big guy and Angel spears him in the upper torso while Quinn spears his legs. They both hold on to their victim and as they fly he is pulled in two different directions, tearing his ligiments all to ratsh*t. He spins to the ground and rolls around in sheer pain. Angel then removes his trenchcoat to reveal a ref's outfit. He calls for the bell and it rings.) McBride: What the f*ck!!? Colburn: Ditto! Did the Predators just win the match!? McBride: Yes! Virus and Shadow are knocked out...wait! Shadow is back up! (Shadow lunges at Quinn from behind, but Quinn just moves to the side and thrusts the back of his fist into Shadow's face. Shadow spins backward in the air and lands on his back, unconscious again. Quinn just smiles.) McBride: Okay, now the Predators win! Colburn: Man, this wasn't a tag match, this was a free for all! McBride: What are you complaining about!? Colburn: Nothing! I loved every minute of it! McBride: Hey, stay with us folks! 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