Wednesday, August 2nd 2000: Wednesday Night Death from Above
Card #15 - Match #2

Psycho Psychic Vs. Cameramen

Author: Frank Landry (Chrono) [Commissioner]
Match: Graveyard Gauntlet match.
Rules: Last man standing, cameramen must be buried.
Titles: None.
Commentators: Iaian McBride, James Colburn.
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McBride: Now for the destruction of the camera men.

Colburn: I don’t care, I just want blood.

McBride: Yeah, anyways lets go to the graveyard with Chrono. I better turn
        the mics on.

(The viewscreen flickers on. Chrono is standing talking to the five camera
 men. Chrono is beside William and Nadia.)

Chrono: Are you sure you want to go through this?

William: Yeah I’m sure.

Chrono: Well it is your choice, but if you need me to step in your place
       let me know.  You still took a nasty bump from that fall.

William: Aww, I hit the water just fine.

Nadia: Yeah, Alena's probably worried sick! (smacks William upside the 
      head)

William: Ow!

Nadia: Where is Psycho anyway?

(Psycho steps out from an open grave.)

Psycho: Right here.

McBride: Can we start this match already?

Colburn: Yeah, I want blood.

Chrono: Just give me a minute I got to figure out what order the camera
       men go out and fight. William is definetly last and don’t argue.

(Chrono gives numbers to all of the other camera men and the first one 
 moves towards Psycho.)

McBride: Don’t these guys get weapons?

Chrono: This isn’t a weapons match.

Colburn: Does that mean there won’t be very much blood?

Chrono: Who can say?

(Psycho tries to punch the camera man but he dodges underneath his legs
 and kicks him in the back of the leg. Psycho falls down to one knee but
 gets back up immediately. The camera man spin kicks Psycho in the face
 and starts punching him in the gut. Psycho tries to grab the camera man
 but he backflips out of the way.)

McBride: Wow, those camera men are fast on their feet.

Colburn: But they can’t last forever. Psycho will eventually get his hands
        on them.

(Psycho tries to punch the camera man again but the camera man grabs
 Psycho’s arm and flips him over his shoulder. The camera man steps back
 as Psycho gets back up. The camera man decides to go on the offensive
 and he tries to hit Psycho with a jump kick. Psycho grabs the foot and
 starts spinning. Psycho lets go of the camera man and he starts to fly
 towards the bulldozer. The camera man hits the bulldozer head first.)

Colburn: Told ya.

(Psycho walks up to the camera man and picks him up by the throat. Psycho 
 chokeslams the camera man into one of the open graves. Psycho jumps down
 into the grave where the knocked out camera man is. Psycho puts an air
 tank on the camera man.)

McBride: What’s going on?

Psycho: Chrono told me I had to do this so the camera men don’t suffocate
       when I bury them.

(Psycho climbs out of the grave and gets into the bulldozer. Psycho turns
 it on and buries the camera man.)

Colburn: That’s one down

Chrono: Alright number two, go get him.

(A second camera man starts walking towards Psycho. Psycho gets out of the
 bulldozer and walks towards the next camera man. The camera man charges
 towards Psycho. Psycho tries to grab him but the camera man does the
 splits and punches him in the nuts. The camera man starts shaking his
 hand like it hurt, Psycho just stands there like nothing happened.)

Psycho: Nice try, but I wear protection.

(Psycho attempts to stomp on the camera man but the camera man rolls
 backwards out of the way. The camera man gets back up and does a spinning
 heal kick hitting Psycho on the side of his face. Psycho tries to do a
 double arm smash but the camera man sweep kicks Psycho right from
 underneath his feet. Psycho lands on the ground and the camera man
 begins to stomp on Psycho’s back. Psycho attempts to get up but the
 camera man kicks him in the gut.)

McBride: Those camera men are really giving it to him

Colburn: Who cares all I want is a little blood. Just a drop.

(Psycho grabs onto the camera man’s leg and flips him. The camera man
 lands on his feet just to get a powercloseline from Psycho. Psycho picks
 up the camera man and gives him a triple powerbomb followed by
 superbomb.)

McBride: Well there goes another camera man

Colburn: Wait an minute......do I see what I think I see?

McBride: Oh no

Colburn: Yes! Blood! The camera man is coughing up blood!

(Psycho drags the camera man to another open grave and buries him too.)

Chrono: Alright number three, get in there.

(The next camera man charges Psycho and executes a flying lariat that
 knocks Psycho to the ground. The camera man gets on top of a grave stone
 and does a flying elbow drop onto Psycho’s chest. Psycho starts coughing
 blood.)

Colburn: Alright, more blood!

McBride: This is getting old.

(The camera man gets onto the gravestone again as Psycho gets up. The
 camera man jumps at Psycho. Psycho grabs the camera man and starts
 pressing him above his head. Psycho brings the camera man down hard into
 a backbreaker. The camera man is knocked out.)

McBride: That looked like one of Dark Angel’s moves.

Colburn: And it hurts just as bad.

(Psycho brings the camera man to another open grave and buries him too.
 Psycho looks tired.)

McBride: I think he is getting worn out.

Colburn: It looks that way.

Chrono: Alright, number four get in there.

(The next camera man walks towards Psycho. Psycho is on one knee laughing.
 The camera man walks right up to Psycho. Psycho throws a handful of dirt
 into the camera man’s eyes. Psycho grabs the camera man and starts
 kneeing the camera man in the face. Psycho brings the camera man up into
 a military press and brings him down into an x-factor straight into the
 open grave.)

McBride; Now that was cheap.

Colburn: But effective.

(Psycho buries the camera man.)

Chrono: Alright William, go get him.

Nadia: Don’t do this..I'm still worried about you.

William: Don’t worry I’ll be fine. The doctors can repair the injuries.

Nadia: I am more worried about there being something left for the doctors
      to repair.

(William walks towars Psycho and stops ten feet infront of him. Psycho
 charges William and goes for a closeline. William jumps over him and
 kicks him in the back of the head. Psycho turns around and goes for a
 power punch but William stops it by dropkicking him in the face. Psycho
 moves back and charges William again. William attempts to dodge by
 rolling underneath Psycho’s legs but Psycho stops and kicks William.
 William goes flying and lands on one arm.)

McBride: Now that had to hurt.

Nadia: That does it!

Chrono: HEY! Bring that camera back. Turn on the secondary cameras!

(Another set of cameras turn on and Nadia charges Psycho from behind with
 Chrono’s camera in her hand. Nadia bashes the camera over Psycho’s head.
 Psycho starts bleeding.)

McBride: Don’t you dare say it.

Colburn: MORE BLOOD!!

McBride: Why do I put up with this?

(Psycho turns around and stares at Nadia. Chrono runs towards William,
 who is getting up. Chrono hands him his katana. Chrono whispers
 something to William. William charges Psycho. Psycho choke tosses Nadia
 into an open grave and William shoves Chrono’s katana through Psycho’s
 leg. The blood starts pouring out. Chrono jumps into the grave where
 Nadia went.)

Chrono: You Ok?

Nadia: I’ll live.

(William starts slicing at Psycho giving him a lot of cuts over his body.
 The blood keeps on coming out.)

McBride: Three, two, one.

Colburn: BLOOD!!

McBride: Right on time.

(Psycho manages to grab William and give him a headbutt. William drops
 the sword as Psycho gives him a huge power punch. William flys into the
 open grave. Psycho limps to the edge of the grave. Nadia is checking to
 see if William is alright.)

Nadia: He’s out cold.

Psycho: Now....... to.........bury.....uh oh.

(Psycho’s eyes glaze over and he falls into the grave.)

Chrono: I think he is out cold too. The winners of this match are the
       camera men by a lack of blood.

(The paramedics and diggers come in and help all the camera men. Chrono
 carries William out of the grave and the paramedics take start treating
 him.)

Nadia: Thanks for helping.

Chrono: No problem.

Colburn: Well it is nice to see the camera men get their revenge on
        Psycho.

McBride: Do you think he will stop picking on them now?

Colburn: Hehe...not a chance.